Daft!

Is what some clients are ... seriously!

What part of "Cash On Delivery" do you not understand?

Stupid Client calls up and asks "Oh, can you give me about 2 weeks to prepare a cheque for you?"

I say, "I'm sorry, Ms. _____, but it is a COD. Would it be ok if we send the goods to you when your cheque is ready then?"

SC says "Wah! Can't give me a 'few' (few does not equal 14 days bitch) days to prepare a cheque ar? Cancel order la like that!"

I say "I'm sorry that you feel that way Ms, but it IS a COD, if you can let me know if we can send it to you when the cheque is ready, then can lor."

SC says "Never mind la! I cancel order! I get it from somewhere else! Stupid wan!"

I say, with much biting of my tongue "Well, I'm sorry that you feel that way, Ms. ______."

Daft, seriously!